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UK News
2000: Year In Review: Britain`s Petrol Stations Drained[more]
Leader of the Commons Robin Cook Says William Hague`s policy on asylum-seekers is racist[more]
Joseph Rowntree Foundation Says 17 percent of Brits believe they are living in third-world poverty[more]
Tony Blair Hints that he would rather retire from politics than see his family suffer[more]
Peter Mandelson Says he`s not to blame for Millennium Dome fiasco[more]
scoot.com Under investigation by Financial Services Authority[more]
Spirent Buys Zarak Systems in £284m share deal[more]
Barclays Ask departing call centre staff to pay back their christmas bonus[more]
Christine Keeler To publish her autobiography[more]
Big Brother presenter Davina McCall Says she would sleep with Tom[more]
Top Ten Singles charts, w/c 11-09-00 [more]
Changing Rooms[more]
Reputations[more]
A Likeness in Stone[more]
Ads Infinitum[more]
World News
SAS Free British Hostages In Jungle Rescue[more]
David Bowie Shows off baby Alexandria Zahra in Hello magazine[more]
Pope John Paul II Performed exorcism on young woman in St Peter`s Square[more]
British ex-pats Ian McGhee and Susan Hawson Die in desert after bomb blast[more]
Mike Myers Accused of stealing comic characters[more]
Sport
F1: Crash Kills Italian Marshall[more]
Pete Sampras Loses US Open final to Russian newcomer Marat Safin[more]
Fulham FC Maintain 100% record with 5-1 defeat of Barnsley[more]
Derby County Draw 2-2 with Charlton Athletic[more]
Manchester United Keep premiership top spot with 3-0 rout of Sunderland[more]
Saracens Beat Leicester 17-9[more]

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