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UK News
The Semi-Detached Prime Minister[more]
16-year-old Mary-Ann Leneghan Tortured and murdered by gang of six men[more]
Prince Harry Cheated in art A-level, says teacher[more]
Broadcasting workers` union BECTU Announces three days of strikes at BBC in job cuts dispute[more]
Michael Howard To stand down as Tory leader after Party conference[more]
The Queen Attends remembrance service for tsunami victims[more]
Alleged child abusers Sita Kisanga and Sebastian Pinto Conspired to murder eight year-old "witch", court is told[more]
Mobile `phone company O2 To rename the Millennium Dome[more]
Drug abuse charity Lifeline Says ecstasy tablets can cost as little as 50p each[more]
Office for National Statistics Says one in four people in England die of cancer[more]
Alleged Real IRA bombmaker Sean Hoey Will be charged with murder of Omagh bomb victims[more]
John Prescott Supports shopping centre`s ban on hoods and caps[more]
Pole dancer Stephanie Hulme aka Kitty Says MoD paid for her to train as an exotic dancer[more]
World News
Labour MEPs Defy Blair[more]
Jeweller Laurence Graff Pays £6.7 million for Warhol portrait of Liz Taylor[more]
Saddam Hussein Gave George Galloway vouchers for Iraq oil, says US Congress[more]
US troops Kill 75 rebels in strike against insurgents[more]
George W Bush Attends solemn memorial ceremony on 60th anniversary of VE Day[more]
Sport
Arsenal 7 Everton 0[more]
Wigan Athletic Promoted to Premiership[more]
Tim Henman Beats Greg Rusedski 7-6, 6-4 in German Masters second round[more]
England football team To play warm-up game for New York v Chicago league game[more]
Entertainment
Top Ten Singles charts, w/c 12-05-05 [more]
KATH AND KIM[more]
Later...with Jools Holland[more]
Doctor Who[more]
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade[more]
Celebrity Love Island[more]
Deep Jungle[more]
Elvis By The Presleys[more]
Macaulay Culkin Says allegations against Michael Jackson are "absolutely ridiculous"[more]
Richard Whiteley Seriously ill with pneumonia[more]
David Beckham To star in Real: The Movie[more]
Brad Pitt Says marriage to Jennifer was not a failure[more]
Charlotte Rampling Says Hollywood has "barbaric" attitude to older actresses[more]
Actress Renée Zellweger Marries C&W singer Kenny Chesney[more]

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