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UK News
Victims Could Sue Lotto Rapist[more]
Ken Livingstone Announces extension of congestion charge zone[more]
Human Fertilisation and Embryology Authority Gives go-ahead for therapeutic cloning of human embryos[more]
Hutton Inquiry solicitor Martin Smith Unable to identify source of leak[more]
Architect Rory Coonan Says Diana Memorial Fountain is "inherently unsafe"[more]
Home Secretary David Blunkett Wins court battle to use evidence obtained by torture as grounds for detaining suspected terrorists[more]
B&Q Encourages employees to greet each other with Muppet song[more]
World News
Minibus Blamed For Coach Crash[more]
Transport minister Binali Yildirim Says exact number of dead is unknown after two trains collide head-on[more]
Biologist Dr Gregory Erickson Says T Rex grew 2.07kg (4.6lb) every day during adolescence[more]
Psychologist Amy Perfors Says the right name can make you more attractive[more]
Chronically overweight 42 year-old Patrick Deuel Needs to lose 32 stone to save his life despite shedding 23 stone in eight weeks[more]
Sport
D Bucharest 1 Man Utd 2[more]
Real Madrid Tipped to buy Patrick Vieira and Michael Owen[more]
Entertainment
The BBC Says Eastenders storylines were stolen in burglary[more]
Going to Extremes[more]
Nurseries Undercover[more]
Cheating at Athens: Is It Worth It?[more]

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