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UK News
William Hague to ban all food imports that fail to meet British standards[more]
Pierce Brosnan Homoured with the Freedom of the City in his old home town[more]
Ulster Unionist leader, David Trimble Fails to get party backing for a deal with Sinn Fein[more]
Gary Glitter Waits to hear jury decide on indecent assault case[more]
Culture Secretary Chris Smith Asks the ITC to produce a report on the impact of cancelling News At Ten[more]
Foreign Secretary Jack Straw Announces inquiry into fox hunting[more]
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Dazed and Confused[more]
World News
60 feared dead As block of flats collapses[more]
Russia`s deputy chief of staff, Igor Shabdurasulov Expresses regret over deaths of civilians in Chechnya[more]
Sport
England vs Scotland[more]
Lewis vs Holyfield[more]
Darren Gough Joins England team to face a Combined Free State/Griqualand West XI[more]
Tiger Woods Four under par in the first round of the Johnnie Walker Classic[more]
Entertainment
Britney Spears Sweeps the board at MTV Awards[more]

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