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UK News
Cherie `Lied About Fraudster`[more]
Connex South Eastern Promised extra £58million government hand-out[more]
Motorist Roger Windo Boxed into his own garage by mystery car[more]
Fire Brigades Union Cancels strike to continue talks[more]
Tracey Emin Creates "invisible christmas tree" for AIDS charity[more]
Labour MP Jack Cunningham Says elected House of Lords would cost an extra £200million[more]
World News
US Hands Back Seized Scuds[more]
European fisheries commissioner Franz Fischler Admits politicians are partly to blame for cod crisis[more]
Arianespace Says European "super rocket" has exploded three minutes after take-off[more]
14 year-old British schoolgirl Rachel Lloyd Has married her holiday lover, say distraught family[more]
Sport
Nistelrooy Double As Beckham Returns[more]
Newcastle United Lose 3-1 to Barcelona in Champions` League Group A[more]
Lancashire cricketer Andrew Flintoff Flies home after losing injury battle[more]
Entertainment
Judge John Deed[more]
Wire In The Blood[more]
Britain`s Brainiest Kids[more]
Liv Tyler Attends British premiere of Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers[more]
Stella McCartney Criticises Madonna for wearing coat made from unborn lambs[more]
Gwyneth Paltrow Is in love with Coldplay singer, say friends[more]
John Entwistle, bass player of The Who Died after taking cocaine, says coroner[more]

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