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UK News
Blair Stands Firm Against Petrol Blockades[more]
Nomura Withdraw offer to buy Millennium Dome[more]
Archbishop of Westminster, Cormac Murphy-O`Connor Says he will rid Catholic Church of paedophiles[more]
Solicitor general Harriet Harman Calls for maternity leave to be extended to 12 months[more]
Families of Real IRA bomb victims Hear testimony of police who found "horribly mutilated" bodies[more]
The Stock Exchange Calls off "iX" merger with Frankfurt exchange[more]
Geri Halliwell Arrives late for Cherie Blair`s charity launch due to petrol shortage[more]
Badly Drawn Boy aka Damon Gough Wins Mercury Music Prize[more]
Young Guns Go For It[more]
Britain Running Dry[more]
DIY SOS Summer Special[more]
World News
Brit Charged With Murder of Backpacker[more]
Typhoon Saomai Causes worst rain storms for 100 years[more]
The United Nations To increase peacekeeping force by 7,000[more]
George W Bush Accused of dirty tricks in election campaign after subliminal message found in commercials[more]
NBC Spend £40million on "Big Brother of space"[more]
European Union Issues statement lifting sanctions against Austria[more]
Sport
Vialli Sacked By Player Power[more]
Manchester United Play Anderlecht in Champions` League first round first leg[more]
Bernie Eccleston, `the most powerful man in Formula One motor racing` Says chicanes and gravel traps should be removed from F1 circuits following fatality[more]
UEFA Rule that Leicester`s away match against Red Star Belgrade will be played on neutral territory[more]
Rangers Beat Sturm Graz 5-0 in Champions` League first round[more]
Arsenal Beat Sparta Prague 0-1 in Champions` League first round[more]

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