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UK News
South Hit By Worst Floods For 40 Years[more]
First Minister Donald Dewar To be buried at Glasgow Cathedral[more]
Deloitte and Touche Say farmers` earnings have fallen by 90 per cent in five years[more]
Myra Hindley May get prison reprieve thanks to Human Rights Act says judge[more]
Vauxhall Cut £1,500 off new car prices[more]
Lord Burns Appointed chairman of National Lottery Commission[more]
Five Japanese tourists Mistake Billy Smart`s big top for Millennium Dome[more]
Burglary victim Dee Blyth Says drug-crazed thieves snorted her dog`s ashes[more]
World News
Mob and Military Violence Sweeps Middle East[more]
Dr Robert Stickgold Says he controlled the content of dreams in experiment[more]
Japanese police Arrest businessman in hunt for missing Lucie Blackman[more]
John Lennon`s assassin Mark Chapman Admits he had death list of 50 celebrities[more]
President Vojislav Kostunica Admits he is not in control of Yugoslavia[more]
Sport
Forget World Cup 2002 Hopes Says Wilkinson [more]
Prince Naseem Hamed To buy stake in Sheffield United[more]
Tim Henman Beats Fabrice Santoro in CA Trophy[more]
David Beckham Fined £4,000 for ranting at German official[more]
Entertainment
Disney Release feature-length animated film Dinosaur[more]
Radiohead Top US album chart with "uncommercial" new album[more]
`Sporty Spice` Admits she is being treated for depression[more]
Can You Live without... Domestic Staff?[more]
Friends[more]
Parkinson[more]

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