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UK News
Cheriegate: Conman Wants To Ruin Her[more]
The Department of Transport Says three year-old wreaked havoc on flight[more]
Convicted multiple-murderer Jeremy Bamber Loses his appeal despite new scientific evidence[more]
Office of National Statistics Says one-in-four babies are born outside marriage[more]
Missing robbery suspect Christopher Chandler Discovered dead in his car five months after it crashed[more]
Missing student Vicky Stephenson Disappears while interviewing homeless people for course work[more]
World News
North Korea Rattles Nuclear Sabre[more]
Hannibal Lecter fan Bernd Juergen Brandes Volunteered to be murdered and eaten, claims real-life cannibal[more]
Interpol Joins search for 14 year-old girl suspected of marrying holiday lover[more]
Piano Tuner Graham Harris Teaches Wai Wai tribe to click their fingers on epic expedition[more]
Ted Turner Promises to give $500million to charity[more]
Sport
Fans Lash Out As Leeds Crash Out[more]
Liverpool Beat Vitesse 1-0[more]
UEFA Awards Euro 2008 to joint bid from Austria and Switzerland[more]
England cricket team 251 for eight in the opening match of the triangular tournament [more]
Entertainment
The Osbournes[more]
Friday Night With Jonathan Ross[more]
Fame Academy: The Final[more]
Snooker: UK Championship Final[more]
A 21st Century War[more]
Noel Gallagher Tells fans he hopes they die of hypothermia[more]
JK Rowling Raises £28,680 for 93-word summary of next Harry Potter book[more]
David Beckham and `Posh Spice` Earn £1million-a-day for filming TV ad[more]
Moby Beaten up by Eminem fans[more]

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