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UK News
The Prince & The Swastika[more]
Tony Blair Says Gordon Brown is most successful Chancellor since the War[more]
Alleged killer David Atkinson Commits suicide by setting himself on fire and jumping from hotel window[more]
Mother-of-three Angela Cannings Told she will receive no compensation for wrongful imprisonment[more]
National Radiological Protection Board (NRPB) Urges parents not to give mobile `phones to under-eights[more]
Infants Hannah and Andrew MacPherson Found dead after five members of family are swept out to sea in storm[more]
Radio 3 producer Antony Pitts Says he quit BBC over Jerry Springer: The Opera[more]
Abusive parents Ian and Angela Gay Jailed for five years for killing three-year-old adopted son[more]
World News
Stars Help Tsunami Appeal[more]
Foreign Secretary Jack Straw Says last four British Guantánamo detainees will be free in weeks[more]
Prime minister Mahmoud Abbas Wins Palestinian presidential election[more]
White House spokesman Scott McClellan Says hunt for Saddam`s WMDs has been called off[more]
Mark Thatcher Let off with £265,000 fine for plotting coup in Equatorial Guinea[more]
Apple Launches new miniature $99 iPod[more]
Escaped prisoner Jeffrey Manchester Built secret lair inside Toys R Us[more]
20 year-old student Andrew Fisher Auctions ad space on his forehead[more]
Sport
Carling Cup Round-Up[more]
Jonny Wilkinson May miss entire Six Nations due to damaged knee ligament[more]
England cricket team Take risk on Flintoff`s fitness for fourth Test[more]
Southampton To play local rivals Portsmouth in FA Cup fourth round[more]
Entertainment
Oscar-winning actress Hilary Swank Says she nearly died training for Clint Eastwood movie[more]
Germaine Greer Quits Celebrity Big Brother[more]
Steven Spielberg Says he will direct biopic of Abraham Lincoln[more]
Glasgow indie band Belle and Sebastian Named best Scottish band of all time[more]
Bob Marley To be exhumed and reburied in Ethiopia[more]
Busted Split up after two highly successful years[more]
A Place in the Sun [more]
Desperate Housewives [more]
Auschwitz: The Nazis and The Final Solution[more]
The Commander[more]
Jeremy Bowen on the Frontline[more]
Resident Evil [more]
The Simpsons[more]

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