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UK News
Fuel Blockades Called Off[more]
Millennium Commission To go ahead with £47million grant despite Nomura sale collapse[more]
Real IRA Blamed for mortar bomb attack on police station[more]
British Board of Film Classification To relax rules on movie sex and violence[more]
Siamese twins Jodie and Mary Will both die without operation, court is told[more]
Brewery Shepherd Neame Opens the doors of "snooty" town`s first ever pub[more]
Westlife singer Bryan McFadden Says he wishes he had never joined the band[more]
Big Brother housemates Are one day away from freedom[more]
Actor Gary Olsen Dies, aged 42[more]
The Beatles Had ten gold discs impounded by Customs & Excise, public records reveal[more]
Head on the Block[more]
Taggart[more]
House of Horrors[more]
Foreign Secretary Jack Straw Plans to issue teenagers with high-tech identity cards[more]
World News
Indonesia: 13 Killed In Stock Exchange Bombing[more]
Hillary Clinton Faces Republican rival Rick Lazio in TV debate[more]
Catherine Zeta Jones and Michael Douglas Set a date for their wedding[more]
Cerulean Freight Forwarding Company Will sell flat-packed three-man spacecraft kit[more]
Armani In fierce war of words with Versace over "sluts" slur[more]
Robert Downey Jr Says prison saved his life in magazine interview[more]
Sport
Cole Hat-Trick Smashes United Euro Record[more]
Leeds United Beaten 4-0 by Barcelona[more]
Italian international Gianfranco Zola Will not replace Vialli as Chelsea manager, says club MD[more]
Olympic rower Matthew Pinsent Will be British team`s flag-bearer[more]
Surrey county cricket club Seal PPP Healthcare Championship title[more]

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