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UK News
Selby Crash Driver Guilty Of Killing 10[more]
Home Secretary David Blunkett Backs down on Terrorism Act "religious hatred" clause[more]
Dame Shirley Porter Ordered to pay £27million for corruption scandal[more]
Transvestite sex offender Michael Ivor Chidgey Sentenced to life imprisonment for murder of 17 year-old[more]
Botanist Dr Ian Edwards Says Santa may get his powers from magic mushrooms[more]
World News
Gloating Bin Laden In `Smoking Gun` Video[more]
British web designer Jamal Udeen Released from Taliban jail by Northern Alliance freedom fighters[more]
12 British plane spotters On their way home after five week prison ordeal[more]
Terrorist Osama bin Laden Blamed for suicide attack on parliament[more]
Sport
D-Day For Beckham And Ferguson[more]
Paul Gascoigne Donates £10,000 to save local football club[more]
UEFA Announces venue for 2003 Champions League final[more]
England cricket team Lead India on day four of second Test[more]
Entertainment
Madonna Says British workmen are lazy[more]
Winona Ryder Arrested for shoplifting[more]
Kate Winslet Divorces husband for "unreasonable behaviour"[more]
Angela Rippon Mugged for second time in 18 months[more]
The Unforgettable Benny Hill[more]
Friday Night With Jonathan Ross[more]
Anne Robinson To host controversial celebrity Weakest Link show[more]

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