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UK News
South Bank Beach Ltd Proposes to turn Thames coach park into beach attraction[more]
15-year-old Charlotte Polius Stabbed to death at birthday party[more]
Convicted killer Donna Anthony Was wrongly imprisoned for murder of her two children, judges decide[more]
Liberal Democrat leader Charles Kennedy Forgets Lib Dems` tax policy after hectic week[more]
Tony Blair Declares intention to serve a full third term[more]
Michael Howard Asks voters: "Are you thinking what we`re thinking?"[more]
Labour Policy Caused Policeman`s Death[more]
University of Cambridge Local Examinations Syndicate To launch entrance examination for universities[more]
Kellogg`s Cuts salt in Corn Flakes by 25%[more]
Cardiovascular health expert Prof Peter Elwood Says over-50s should take mini-aspirin daily[more]
Employment analysts Captor Say allowing employees to surf the `net costs businesses £3.36billion a year[more]
Shanghai Automotive Industry Corporation (SAIC) Says it is not interested in MG Rover takeover talks[more]
Camilla Parker Bowles Cuts her first ribbon as royalty[more]
Tesco Announces record profit of £2.03billion[more]
World News
Cardinal Joseph Ratzinger Tipped to be next Pope[more]
Michael Jackson Licked My Son`s Head[more]
George W Bush Tells Ariel Sharon to stop expanding West Bank settlements[more]
President Jacques Chirac Says voting against EU Constitution would delight the British[more]
World Health Organisation Says thousands of vials of deadly flu virus have accidentally been distributed worldwide[more]
Saddam Hussein May escape execution, says government insider[more]
Sport
Liverpool Draw 0-0 with Juventus to win Champions` League quarter-final 1-2 on agg[more]
UEFA Consider banning Inter Milan from from European competition after crowd trouble[more]
Tiger Woods Wins US Masters[more]
Newcastle Run Out of Options[more]
American tycoon Malcolm Glazer Relaunches Manchester United takeover bid[more]
Jonny Wilkinson Misses out on British Lions squad[more]
Celtic Top Scottish Premiership by beating Livingston 0-4[more]
Chelsea Dominate nominations for PFA`s Players` Player of the Year award[more]
Entertainment
Britney Spears Confirms worst-kept secret in showbiz[more]
Nicole Kidman Attends UK premiere of The Interpreter[more]
Kylie Minogue Confirmed as Glastonbury Festival headliner[more]
Page Three model Jordan Plans breast reduction operation[more]
Jennifer Lopez Sells off trappings of lavish lifestyle[more]
Victoria Beckham Says she`s glad David is a gay icon[more]
The BBC Launches six-week study into lightbulbs[more]
Friends star David Schwimmer To star in West End production of Some Girls[more]
Top Ten Singles charts, w/c 15-04-05 [more]
HAVE I GOT NEWS FOR YOU[more]
World Snooker Championship[more]
The British Academy Television Awards[more]
Hell`s Kitchen [more]
Hustle[more]
Grand Designs[more]

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