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UK News
Road safety charity Brake Says only 2% of drivers follow government advice on tiredness[more]
Public Health Laboratory Service (PHLS) Reports big increase in sexually-transmitted diseases[more]
Institute of Directors Accuses A-level exam boards of "grade inflation"[more]
Paralysed prisoner Roger Zoppola To sue home secretary after being forced to use his bed as a toilet[more]
Accident claims salesman Jay Sims Sued by potential client for falling on six-year-old son[more]
Police Set Midnight Deadline For Abductor[more]
World News
United Airlines Says it may file for chapter 11 bankruptcy[more]
Frisbee pioneer Ed Headrick To be moulded into flying discs as his dying wish[more]
Germany Next As Floods Rise Across Europe[more]
Sport
Wimbledon FC Muster a mere 21 fans for away fixture[more]
Newcastle United midfielder Kieron Dyer Scores against Zeljeznicar to put Newcastle within touching distance of Champions League[more]
Underdogs` Bite Too Good For United[more]
Entertainment
Gwyneth Paltrow Says British men are "scared of dating"[more]
Pop Idol loser Darius Danesh Says Pop Idol was "fixed" in Gareth`s favour[more]
Frank Zappa Immortalised in bronze at East German holiday resort[more]
Prince Edward Accused of exploiting Royal status in new documentary[more]
Children Behaving Badly - Food Fights[more]
Gardeners` World - Men Do Lawns, Women Do Borders[more]
Peter Kay`s Phoenix Nights[more]

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