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UK News
Fox Hunting Banned from July 2006[more]
Prince Charles Wants Army to take over royal security from Scotland Yard[more]
Melvyn Bragg Says Tony Blair almost quit as prime minister[more]
Society of Motor Manufacturers Says output of British car factories is highest for 30 years[more]
Houdini the wild boar Escapes from abattoir[more]
Prudential Says contents of average handbag is worth £577[more]
TV regulator Ofcom Says analgue TV transmitters will be switched off by end of 2012[more]
Chartered Institute of Environmental Health Considers proposal for cafes to display hygiene grade in their window[more]
World News
Global Warming Catastrophe Ahead[more]
Director of the Food and Drug Administration, Robert Temple Says Prozac could increase the risk of suicide in children[more]
Dhaka Water and Sewerage Authority Says almost all of capital city is underwater[more]
Arnold Schwarzenegger Signs bill banning necrophilia[more]
Sport
Champions` League Round-Up[more]
British Olympic 10,000 metres runner Paula Radcliffe Says her dream is postponed, not over[more]
Entertainment
Former Coronation Street star Sarah Lancashire To play Angela Cannings in TV movie[more]
Director Zev Asher Premieres Casuistry: The Art of Killing a Cat[more]
THE ANDROMEDA STRAIN[more]
WHAT MAKES ALASTAIR CAMPBELL RUN?[more]
THE MOORS MURDERS CODE[more]

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