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UK News
Prince Harry Cheat Tape[more]
Abbey National Gets go-ahead for £9billion takeover by Banco Santander Central Hispano[more]
Gordon Brown Orders Ken Bigley kidnappers` assets to be frozen[more]
World Conservation Union and Conservation International Say a third of the world`s amphibians are in danger of extinction[more]
Senator John Kerry Is favourite presidential candidate in worldwide poll[more]
Suspected killer Ian Douglas Previte Sentenced to life in prison for murder of British backpacker Caroline Stuttle[more]
World News
US pounds Rebel Fallujah[more]
Silvio Berlusconi Accused of abusing position to legitimise his lavish holiday home[more]
Sleep specialist Dr Peter Buchanan Says middle aged woman had sex with strangers while sleepwalking[more]
Sport
Fans United Celebrate Takeover Flop[more]
David Beckham Should keep his mouth shut, advises Eriksson[more]
Entertainment
Jude Law Attends premiere of Alfie remake[more]
Patricia Routledge Awarded CBE by The Queen[more]
US theatre impresario Manny Fox Closes comedy murder mystery musical after just a week[more]
Singer-songwriter Cat Stevens Tipped to have christmas Number One with Ronan Keating duet[more]
The West Wing[more]
French and Saunders / Have I Got News for You[more]
Magic[more]
An Audience With Harry Hill[more]
A Most Mysterious Murder: The Case of Charles Bravo[more]
Midsomer Murders[more]
Himalaya with Michael Palin[more]
Later with Jools Holland[more]

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