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UK News
Mr Clinton Doesn`t Pay His Bill[more]
Scotland Yard Arrest eleven teenagers in Damilola Taylor murder case[more]
Transport minister Lord Macdonald Approves scheme to track school buses by satellite[more]
Reverend Clive Evans Tells children there is no Santa in school sermon[more]
Royal Ulster Constabulary Arrest two men as car bomb is intercepted[more]
Elderly rape victim Hazel Backwell Tells of terrible impact of crime[more]
William Hague "Plays the race card" in speech criticising Macpherson report[more]
IPC Media Close down Melody Maker magazine after 73 years[more]
Angler Andy Browne Catches three-foot salmon in flooded high street[more]
World News
George W Bush Goes To Work[more]
Internet Service Provider AOL Get go-ahead for Time Warner merger[more]
Microsoft Issues its first ever profits warning[more]
President Robert Mugabe Urges his supporters to "strike fear into the heart of the white man"[more]
Sport
West Ham Keane Bid Fails[more]
Former Commonwealth 800m champion Diane Modahl Loses court battle to clear her name over drug charges[more]
Manchester United Consider new three-tier pay structure[more]
Entertainment
Noel Gallagher Records Slade cover version for Royle Family special[more]
David Coleman Retires after 40 years[more]
Jonathan Ross Shows his private parts on TV panel game[more]
Sneakers [more]
The Castaway Diaries[more]
Friends[more]

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