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UK News
Stalemate Over EU Budget[more]
Damien Hirst Creates work of art inspired by mysterious murder of banker[more]
Midwifery manager Dot Smith Fits newborn babies with electronic tags to prevent abduction[more]
Gay rights campaigner Peter Tatchell Says police risked "creating a homophobic backlash" by arresting student who called a police horse "gay"[more]
Bob Geldof Says $55 billion African debt settlement is "historic"[more]
Oxford University Press Calls on public to help research word origins[more]
Cypriot rapist Petros Anthia Sentenced to 10 life terms[more]
Drug baron Tabrez Khan, aka The Telephonist Ordered to pay back 29p of his illicit earnings[more]
Media Production tutors Harold Fricker and Eduardo Carrillo To broadcast lectures to absent students` 3G mobiles[more]
Office for National Statistics Says a quarter of a million British families own a second home abroad[more]
Human cannonball Todd Christian Fired from circus because he is afraid of flying[more]
Pensioner Lorraine Richards Crushed to death by pregnant cow while walking her dog[more]
Home office minister Paul Goggins Says Racial and Religious Hatred Bill will offer equal protection to Satanists[more]
British Telecom Launches `phone handset that works on both mobile and fixed line networks[more]
Sunday Telegraph editor Dominic Lawson Replaced by Telegraph deputy editor Sarah Sands[more]
Internet Watch Foundation Says 74% of bosses would turn a blind eye if they caught employees downloading child porn[more]
World News
Jacko Says He Won`t Do It Again[more]
Economist Peter Hartz Inspires cook book that advises poor people to eat daisies[more]
Zoo Director Barbara Jantschke Accused of racism for hosting African cultural festival next to baboon enclosure[more]
Portuguese murder suspect Hugo Quintas Says he will return to be questioned over murder of pregnant girlfriend Hayley Richards[more]
Tony Blair Discusses action on climate change with Vladimir Putin[more]
Alleged al-Qaeda terrorist Mohammed al-Qahtani Was kept awake with Christina Aguilera hits during interrogation, secret document reveals[more]
Defence Secretary Donald Rumsfeld Admits Iraq is no safer now than it was at the end of the war[more]
Sport
And The Same Goes For Mike Tyson[more]
Jamaican sprinter Asafa Powell Beats 100m world record[more]
England cricket team Beat Australia by 100 runs in first Twenty20 International[more]
Liverpool Admitted to Champions` League qualifying rounds[more]
American tycoon Malcolm Glazer Plans to increase ticket prices by 54% over five years, leaked documents reveal[more]
Michael Owen Goes to bed early on stag weekend[more]
British Lions Recover from Maori defeat with "patchy" victory over Wellington[more]
Tim Henman Seeded sixth for Wimbledon[more]
George Best Accused of sexually assaulting a child[more]
Gary Lineker Denies Harry Kewell libel charge[more]
Entertainment
Rolling Stone Ronnie Wood To paint nude portrait of Jamie Oliver`s wife[more]
Damon Albarn Accuses Live 8 of being too "exclusive"[more]
Big Brother housemate Sam Is this week`s favourite for eviction[more]
Child actor Daniel Radcliffe To play orphan in 1960s Aussie family drama[more]
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Top US box office with comedy thriller Mr and Mrs Smith[more]
Kylie Minogue Says she has months of cancer treatment ahead[more]
The BBC Commissions third series of Dr Who[more]
Top Ten Singles charts, w/c 16-06-05 [more]
LATER WITH JOOLS HOLLAND[more]
Dr Who[more]
The Last Detective[more]
Wimbledon[more]
Ramsay`s Kitchen Nightmares[more]
Imagine... Fantastic Mr Dahl[more]
House[more]

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