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UK News
Mandelson Lied Says New Book[more]
`Babe in the wood` Cameron Munro Says he was looking for dinosaurs after parents` 16 hours of anguish[more]
Tony Blair and Gordon Brown To pay tribute at funeral of Donald Dewar[more]
IRA Blamed for murder of dissident republican Joseph O`Connor[more]
Minister for Europe Peter Hain Says Britain has a black underclass[more]
World News
Middle East Crisis Summit Begins[more]
Ottomar Rudolphe Vlad Dracula Applies for job with UK blood transfusion service[more]
Saudi Arabian Airlines Flight 115 hostages Never knew their plane had been hijacked[more]
Texaco Axe 4,000 jobs worldwide in £29bn takeover by Chevron[more]
US National Institute on Drug Abuse Says cannabis is as addictive as heroin[more]
Sport
Owen Stretchered Off In Derby Rout[more]
Tim Henman Beats Tommy Haas 6-4, 6-4, 6-4 to win CA Trophy[more]
Tiger Woods Signs $100million sponsorship deal with Nike[more]
St Helens Beat Wigan in Rugby League Grand Final[more]
Fulham FC Continue winning streak with 2-1 defeat of Blackburn[more]
Entertainment
One Foot In the Grave[more]
Volcano[more]
The Royle Family[more]
Top Ten Singles charts, w/c 16-10-00 [more]
Kate Winslet Has a baby girl, named Mia[more]
Manic Street Preachers frontman James Dean Bradfield Rescues OAP from mugger[more]
Charlie Dimmock Splits with partner after affair with Ground Force technician[more]
Norman Cook, aka Fatboy Slim Says he has written a song about Zoe Ball`s breasts[more]
Cliff Richard Admits he uses injections to maintain youthful looks[more]

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