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UK News
£500 Reward For Shopping Drink Drivers[more]
DVLA Refuses 60-year-old man`s request for "trial by combat"[more]
News of the World editor Stuart Kuttner Rejects "preposterous" allegation that newspaper tried to steal Prince Harry`s hair[more]
Secretary of State for Work and Pensions Andrew Smith Announces plan to scrap retirement at 65[more]
`Think Tank` New Economics Foundation Says supermarkets are creating economic "ghost towns"[more]
Physics professor Joshua Silver Prepares to take self-focusing spectacles to Africa[more]
The Virgin Mary Was raped at 13 years old, claims BBC documentary[more]
World News
Licence To Kill For CIA[more]
Mayor Hanna Nasser Cancels Christmas in Bethlehem[more]
Al Gore Says he won`t take on Bush in 2004[more]
Salvage company SMIT Says 2,862 cars will be written off as sea transporter sinks[more]
Czech police Say capital city is being overrun by British stag parties[more]
Sport
Houllier: My Worst Month[more]
Shane Warne Dislocates his shoulder as Aussies beat England again[more]
Northampton Saints Destroy Cardiff 0-31 in Heineken Cup[more]
Arsenal Fail to extend Premiership lead with 1-1 draw at Tottenham[more]
Entertainment
Tony Hancock Voted Britain`s greatest comic icon[more]
Russell Crowe To marry girlfriend Danielle Spencer[more]
Ricky Gervais Named best comedy actor at British Comedy Awards[more]
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I`m Alan Partridge[more]

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