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UK News
Call To Sack "Poison Peter" Over Robinson Book [more]
27-year-old doctor Nina Longe Was tricked into drinking sulphuric acid, court is told[more]
The Home Office Says crime has dropped by ten percent in British Crime Survey[more]
Professor Janos Hajto Unveils lighting system which uses no electricity[more]
Councillor Phillipa Harris Denied dying wish to be buried with poodles[more]
EasyJet To float on stock exchange[more]
World News
Violence Continues On Day One Of Peace Summit[more]
World Health Organisation Says 43 have died from ebola epidemic[more]
Pro-democracy activist James Mawdsley To be released from jail after 411 days in solitary confinement[more]
One-armed baby Chong Lih Ying Given an arm from twin sister who died at birth[more]
Sport
Boro Humiliated In North-East Derby[more]
Liberian international George Weah Quits Manchester City saying Royle has "no respect"[more]
Arsenal Play Lazio in Champions` League Group B[more]
Manchester United Appoint sports writer to top PR post[more]
Derby County boss Jim Smith Says he is ready to step down[more]
Entertainment
Kate Winslet Releases first picture of baby Mia[more]
Loyd Grossman Quits TV`s Masterchef in row with BBC bosses[more]
JK Rowling Publishes new Harry Potter books to raise money for Comic Relief[more]
Teen actor Jamie Bell Bullied because of gay screen kiss in Billy Elliot[more]
The Bill[more]
Premature Burial[more]
Hidden Love: Modern Day Eunuchs[more]

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