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UK News
Name And Shame Campaign Gets Government Backing[more]
Pro-Hunting campaigner Simon Hart Relieved as 10 month foot and mouth ban is lifted[more]
Bookmakers Report healthy betting on White Christmas[more]
Home Secretary David Blunkett Faces huge backlash over police working-condition reforms[more]
World News
They Can Hear Him, But They Can`t Find Him[more]
Witch doctors Cleanse `terror farm` with ritual animal slaughter[more]
The Indian Government Accuse Pakistan over parliamentary suicide attacks[more]
Italian architects Reopen the Leaning Tower of Pisa after 12 years[more]
Geologist Chirananda De Announces discovery of 16,00 million year old raindrops[more]
Sport
Stamford Bridge Curse Continues For Liverpool[more]
Ronnie O`Sullivan Romps to victory over Ken Doherty in UK Championship[more]
Leeds United manager David O`Leary Criticised for publishing "stomach-turning" book on players` trial[more]
Leicester City Fight back to draw 2-2 at Leeds[more]
Entertainment
Big Brother creator Conrad Green To produce new `murder mystery` reality show for BBC[more]
Robbie Williams Looks good for Christmas number one as new single hits top spot[more]
Johnny Vegas Celebrates best newcomer award at British Comedy Awards[more]
The Battle of Hood and Bismarck - Mighty Hood[more]
Arctic Adventurers: Voyage of the Nautilus[more]
The Kumars at Number 42[more]
Top Ten Singles charts, w/c 17-12-01 [more]

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