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UK News
The Last Hunt[more]
Michael Howard Says immigrants should be tested for HIV and TB[more]
Education Secretary Ruth Kelly Promises 1,100 "super nurseries" by the end of next year[more]
Killer Nicholas Rose Convicted of murder of 16-year-old Charlotte Pinkney[more]
Tony Blair Confronted by mother of autistic boy during live TV debate[more]
Greenpeace Invade International Petroleum Exchange as Kyoto treaty comes into effect[more]
Social Issues Research Council (SIRC) Says scale of childhood obesity has been grossly exaggerated[more]
Professor of Child Health, Terence Stephenson Says children cannot develop immunity to Calpol[more]
Avon To recruit 20,000 more British representatives[more]
Garda Inspector Ray McHugh Says £2.3million was seized in swoop on alleged Northern Bank raiders[more]
Nestlé Says it is phasing out the Smarties tube[more]
Prince Charles Switches wedding venue to stop commoners from marrying in Windsor Castle[more]
11 year-old thief Martin Faulkner Banned from city centre for two years[more]
World News
Bush Sets Sights On Syria[more]
World Health Organisation Calls on governments to stockpile avian flu vaccine in preparation for pandemic[more]
Microbiologist Luis Carrasco Completes six-year search for cause of his own blindness[more]
Lance Corporal Mark Cooley Says he tied Iraqi civilian prisoner to a forklift to do him a favour[more]
George W Bush Appoints John Negroponte as first US director of national intelligence[more]
Tsunami survivor Jenita Jeyarajah Reunited with "Baby 81" after DNA tests[more]
Sport
Vulgarian Ken Upsets Olympic Bid[more]
Spurs Beat West Brom 3-1 in FA Cup Fourth Round replay[more]
Royal and Ancient Golf Club Chief Exec, Peter Dawson Says women will be allowed to enter The Open 2006[more]
Manchester United Remain at number One of world football`s list of top earners[more]
Newcastle United Beat Heerenveen 1-2 in UEFA Cup[more]
France rugby union team Beat England 17-18 in Six Nations[more]
Chelsea Beat Everton 0-1[more]
Entertainment
Bill Murray Stars in "brilliantly eccentric tragicomedy"[more]
Glasgow band Franz Ferdinand Pick up Best Album prize at NME Awards[more]
Jennifer Lopez Rumoured to be pregnant after cancelling appearance[more]
George Michael Retires from pop music[more]
Russell Crowe Upsets co-star Kidman with tirade against sell-outs[more]
Jo Brand Among many famous stand-up comics at funeral of Malcolm Hardee[more]
The West Wing [more]
Match of the Day Live [more]
Planespotting [more]
Comedy Connections [more]
Cherished[more]
Jamie`s School Dinners [more]
The Real Exorcist [more]
Top Ten Singles charts, w/c 18-02-05 [more]

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