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UK News
Mental patient Peter Bryan Jailed for the "rest of his natural life" for cannibal killing[more]
Robber Robert Downey Jailed for six years for attempting to rob bookmaker armed with a banana[more]
Andrew Wragg, father of a terminally-ill 10 year-old Freed on bail after "mercy killing" murder jury fails to reach a verdict[more]
Murder victim Brian Messitt Butchered with an axe in busy street[more]
National Hi-Tech Crime Unit (NHTCU) Foils £220million computer bank heist[more]
Primrose Shipman, wife of serial killer Dr Harold Shipman Asks police to hand over jewellery "stolen" from her husband`s victims[more]
Tony Blair Urges Party leaders not to make abortion an election issue[more]
Private Johnson Gideon Beharry Awarded Victoria Cross for exceptional bravery[more]
Lingerie designer Janet Reger Dies, aged 69[more]
Lord chancellor Lord Falconer Launches initiative to give divorce rights to unmarried couples[more]
Churchill Insurance Says people`s names influence their choice of car[more]
20 year-old skydiver Stephen Hilder May have tried to make his suicide look like murder, inquest is told[more]
British Association for Counselling and Psychotherapy Says average Brit sleeps 6hrs 53mins a night[more]
Kidney transplant patient John Jewell Leaves his wife after taking her kidney[more]
Chief Constable Steve Green Says county`s police are overwhelmed by gun crime[more]
World News
South African National Parks conservation director, Hector Magome Says elephants need to be culled[more]
Israeli forces Pull out of Jericho[more]
Interior Secretary Angelo Reyes Blames al-Qaeda-linked terrorists for massacre at maximum security prison[more]
Archbishop of Genoa, Cardinal Tarcisio Bertone Says bestseller The Da Vinci Code is "shameful"[more]
Condoleezza Rice Says she won`t be running for president in 2008[more]
Sport
Inglis Drever Beats Baracouda to second place in World Hurdle[more]
Tim Henman Beaten 7-6 7-5 by Guillermo Cañas in Pacific Life Open quarter-final[more]
David Beckham Launches his own soccer school[more]
Arsenal Beat Bolton Wanderers 0-1 in FA Cup quarter-final[more]
Newcastle United To play Sporting Lisbon in UEFA Cup quarter-final[more]
Chelsea To play Bayern Munich in Champions` League quarter-final[more]
England Rugby Team Beat Italy 39-7 in Six Nations[more]
Entertainment
GoldenEye[more]
Archangel [more]
Diamond Geezer[more]
Separating Twins [more]
The Iceman Murder [more]
What the Ancients Did for Us [more]
Murder without a Trace [more]
Jerry Springer To take over chat show from Trisha[more]
Ricky Gervais Recruits Kate Winslet, Ben Stiller and Samuel L Jackson for new sitcom[more]
Michael Jackson Kept photos of semi-naked toddlers in bedroom, court is told[more]
Darkness frontman Justin Hawkins Launches Air Guitar Star exhibition[more]
Simpsons star Hank Azaria Plays Sir Lancelot in Monty Python musical Spamalot[more]
Top Ten Singles charts, w/c 18-03-05[more]

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