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UK News
Four Killed In Hatfield Train Crash[more]
Jeremy Paxman Receives stolen Enigma machine in his post[more]
Ann Widdecombe Says she is "saddened" by Tories who undermined cannabis crackdown[more]
The NHS Face consultants` strike in protest over private practice regulations[more]
`A6 killer` James Hanratty To be exhumed for DNA tests[more]
Co-op Bank Says one in six consumers refuse to buy "unethical" products[more]
Prince Charles Should have married a black woman, says Lady Gavron[more]
Parents Alan and Louise Masterton Told they cannot choose the sex of their baby[more]
World News
Ceasefire Agreement Mocked By More Deaths[more]
Irish police Arrest three men in Omagh bomb inquiry[more]
The Queen Has private meeting with The Pope[more]
George W Bush Avoids big issue in presidential campaign for women`s vote[more]
Al Gore Campaign shaken by death of friend[more]
President Robert Mugabe Sends in troops to quell riots over cost of food and fuel[more]
Sport
Arsenal Go Through To Round Two[more]
Rangers Draw 0-0 with Galatasaray in Champions League Group D[more]
Manchester United Play PSV Eindhoven in Champions League Group G[more]
Boxer Joe Calzaghe To fight Richie Woodhall for WBO super-middleweight title[more]
Entertainment
Coldplay Nominated for three Q Awards[more]
George Michael Buys John Lennon`s piano for £1.45million[more]
`Ali G`, aka Sacha Baron Cohen Nominated for an International Emmy Award[more]
Liz Hurley Picketed by actors` union at movie premiere[more]
North Square[more]
Tomorrow`s World[more]
The Scarlet Pimpernel[more]

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