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UK News
Blair Tells IRA: Disband Now[more]
Cambridgeshire police officer Det Con Brian Stevens Charged with indecent assault of 13-year-old girl[more]
Artist Ceal Floyer Wins £30,000 award for empty bin bag[more]
Lord Jeffrey Archer Transferred to "Holiday Bay" open prison[more]
Convicted multiple-murderer Jeremy Bamber Begins battle to clear his name after 16 years in jail[more]
World News
CIA: Al-Qa`eda Are Coming After Us[more]
Montgomery police chief Charles Moose Says US Sniper witness "made it all up"[more]
President Jacques Chirac Vows to cut down on speeding fine dodgers as road deaths escalate[more]
Al-Qa`eda terrorists Suspected as shopping centre bombs kill seven[more]
Menopause researcher Darshna Chandrasekhara Announces invention of HRT toothpaste[more]
Sport
Aussies Dismiss England`s Ashes Chances[more]
Alex `Hurricane` Higgins Pulls out of comeback tournament with dental problems[more]
Peter Shilton Says David Seaman should quit now[more]
Millwall midfielder Dennis Wise Sues Leicester City for £2.3 million over sacking[more]
Entertainment
William Hill Suspends betting on Booker prize as "winner" is accidentally announced[more]
Barbie Is reinvented as Bond girl to pay for new movie[more]
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Friday Night with Jonathan Ross [more]
Graham Norton Live at the Roundhouse [more]

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