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UK News
A-levels and GCSEs To Be Scrapped[more]
Home Secretary David Blunkett Considers scrapping blasphemy law[more]
Head teacher Tommy Cookson Withdraws unofficial school yearbook filled with racist slurs[more]
TV station Trouble Says US school children are ten times happier than Brits[more]
World News
Secret Deal Over Star Wars Base[more]
Senator John Kerry Neck and neck with Bush as rivals take campaign to Sunshine State[more]
Lord Alton of Liverpool Accuses Janjaweed militias of systematic violence driven by ethnic hatred[more]
Electronics manufacturer Sharp Launch oven that reduces fat and salt in food[more]
Sport
Record Win For Birthday Boy Els[more]
Chelsea striker Adrian Mutu "In shock" after failing drug test[more]
Newcastle forward Craig Bellamy In trouble for calling manager a "f****ng p**ck"[more]
Saracens Draw 20-20 with Newcastle in Zurich Premiership[more]
British Olympic athlete Kelly Holmes Among 37 Olympic medal winners to receive hero`s welcome[more]
Entertainment
Spooks[more]
Tunnel of Love [more]
Room 101[more]
What Made Mozart Tic? [more]
Marc Almond Critically ill after motorcycle accident[more]
Director Sam Mendes To bring Shrek musical to Broadway stage[more]
Kylie Minogue To sing with Jason Donovan on greatest hits tour[more]
Tomb Raider star Angelina Jolie To adopt seven-month-old orphan[more]
Gordon Ramsay Facing legal action after tussle with Hollywood celebrity[more]
Top Ten Singles charts, w/c 18-10-04 [more]

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