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UK News
Waterloo "Targeted By Al-Qa`eda Poisoners"[more]
Bank of England chief Eddie George Says giving in to firemen will "crush" British economy[more]
Claire Short Breaks cabinet ranks to attack University top-up fees[more]
Myra Hindley To be "rushed" to crematorium in next 36 hours[more]
World News
Ex-Prime Minister Jailed For Murder[more]
US troops Are too fat to fight, say Pentagon experts[more]
President John F Kennedy Took eight different drugs a day to combat chronic illness, biography reveals[more]
Sport
Venables Feels The Heat[more]
British Olympic 10,000 metres runner Paula Radcliffe Named IAAF World Woman Athlete Of The Year[more]
England women`s football team Eliminated from qualification for the 2003 World Cup[more]
Rally driver Petter Solberg Becomes first Norwegian to win Rally Of Great Britain[more]
Michael Owen To become a father for the first time[more]
Jonny Wilkinson Says England can win the World Cup[more]
Entertainment
Ricky Gervais In talks to sell The Office to America[more]
Harry Potter Breaks UK records with £10 million opening weekend[more]
Russell Crowe Announces he is quitting Hollywood because of "massive stress"[more]
Anti-smoking organisation ASH Disgusted by James Bond`s cigar smoking in new movie[more]
Dead Ringers[more]
I`m Alan Partridge[more]
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