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UK News
Fox Hunting Banned From February[more]
Prince Charles Has "Edwardian views" on education, handwritten memo reveals[more]
Home secretary Charles Clarke Outlines plan to crack down on classroom violence[more]
The Ministry of Defence Accused of whitewash over inquiry into deaths of six Red Caps[more]
Child Support Agency chief exec Doug Smith Quits over computer system fiasco[more]
Paediatric allergist Dr Adam Fox Says nursery rhymes are more violent than TV[more]
World News
World More Dangerous Since Iraq War[more]
National Council of Resistance of Iran (NCRI) Accuses military of secretly producing enriched uranium for nuclear weapons[more]
US burger chain Hardee`s Launches 1,420 calorie Monster Thickburger[more]
Bill Clinton Opens futuristic £88million Clinton Presidential Center library[more]
World Toilet Organisation Hosts fourth annual World Toilet Summit[more]
Sport
Friendly Match Was Racist Disgrace[more]
Entertainment
Tom Hanks Attends UK premiere of The Polar Express[more]
Stewart Lee and Richard Thomas, creators of Jerry Springer: The Opera Commissioned to write six comic operas for BBC[more]
Roman Polanski Has right to pursue libel case without giving evidence in Britain, say lawyers[more]
Olympic heptathlete Kelly Sotherton Says she is not backing London 2012 bid[more]
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SEX AND LUCÍA[more]

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