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UK News
Who Is The Piano Man?[more]
Michael Howard Calls for decorum in leadership contest[more]
Stabbing victim Abigail Witchalls Says she is regaining feeling in her body after attack that left her paralysed[more]
Teacher Linda Walker Loses her job for shooting pellet gun at "vandals"[more]
PC Mark Milton Cleared of 159mph dangerous driving charge[more]
48 year-old father of four Phil Carroll Fighting for his life after beating by gang of youths[more]
The Environment Agency Says disposable nappies are just as eco-friendly as reusable ones[more]
Sainsbury`s chief exec Justin King Says turnaround plan is "on track"[more]
Retail entrepreneur Philip Green Spends £4million on son`s bar mitzvah[more]
Tony Blair Will receive a £2.6million pension, documents reveal[more]
Sue Harris, mother of 16 year-old murder victim Mary-Ann Leneghan Thanks public for their support as seven men are charged[more]
The Queen Announces 45 new Bills at state opening of parliament[more]
World News
Uzbek Troops Crush Rebellion[more]
Microsoft Beats Nintendo and Sony in race to launch next-generation games console[more]
Great Ape Trust Begin experiment to prove apes can learn language, art and music[more]
Newsweek Retracts inflammatory accusations against Guantanamo Bay interrogators[more]
Staff Sergeant Roger Parr Causes Strike Command internet servers to crash with `Amarillo` spoof[more]
Independent MP George Galloway Is darling of the American anti-war movement after Senate showdown[more]
Sport
Fergie: Concentrate On The Cup[more]
CSKA Moscow Beat Sporting Lisbon 1-3 in UEFA Cup final[more]
West Ham United On target for Premiership promotion after beating Ipswich in play-offs[more]
Jonny Wilkinson Selected for Lions squad[more]
Ronaldo Meets fans on Middle East peace tour[more]
West Bromwich Albion Survive nail-biting relegation battle[more]
Frank Lampard Has two cars stolen by burglars as he sleeps[more]
Entertainment
A Simple Plan[more]
Eggheads[more]
Lost in La Mancha[more]
Top Gear[more]
The Eurovision Song Contest 2005[more]
Scrubs[more]
ABI TITMUSS: MODERN DAY MORALITY TALE[more]
Top Ten Singles charts, w/c 19-05-05 [more]
Sir Elton John Has written the perfect musical, says veteran critic[more]
Bob Geldof Lines up star turns for Live 8 charity benefit[more]
Hello! magazine Wins appeal against £1million damages in celebrity wedding case[more]
Andrew Marr To take over Breakfast With Frost slot[more]
Rolf Harris To paint the Queen`s portrait[more]
Kylie Minogue Says she has breast cancer[more]
George Lucas Has "matured like Michael Jackson" with "damp anti-climax" to Star Wars saga[more]
Woody Allen Wows Festival with dark London drama[more]
Elvis Presley Tops list of all-time most successful charts acts[more]

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