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UK News
A-Level Record Smashed Again[more]
Paediatric researcher Dr Alison Kemp Says one in three abused babies are harmed again after returning to their families[more]
Prince Charles Visits flood-stricken village as locals start the big clean-up[more]
British Armed Forces To give troops a taste of the balti house[more]
Rapist Iorworth Hoare Says he`ll blow his £7m lotto win on antiques, flash cars and "a clever lawyer"[more]
World News
Ancient Remedy `Will Cure Malaria`[more]
Shi`ite cleric Hojatoleslam Moqtada al-Sadr Offers to lay down arms if US forces withdraw from battle-torn city[more]
French National Institute of Health and Medical Research Say childhood leukaemia is linked to petrol stations[more]
Google Forced to slash share price due to lack of interest[more]
Sport
Becks Silences The Critics[more]
British rider Leslie Law Wins three-day eventing silver medal as row erupts over team medals[more]
Badminton mixed pair Nathan Robertson and Gail Emms Guaranteed at least a silver medal as they take on Chinese opponents in the final[more]
Graeme Souness Launches bid to bring Alan Shearer back to Blackburn Rovers[more]
Entertainment
Robbie Williams To play Dougal the dog in star-studded Magic Roundabout movie[more]
Movie composer Elmer Bernstein Dies aged 82[more]
Yu Zhenhuan, the hairiest man in China Announces plan to become a global rock superstar[more]
The Tube[more]
The Most Useless Teenager in Britain[more]
The Battle with My Brain[more]
Sex, Footballers and Videotape[more]

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