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UK News
Tory MPs Protest Over Eurosceptic Shadow Cabinet[more]
The Environment Agency Issues winter flood warning to millions of Britons[more]
Gavyn Davies To be named as new chairman of the BB[more]
Ian McEwan Heads Booker shortlist as prize nominees are announced[more]
Computer security experts Report appearance of dangerous new email virus[more]
Celtic manager Martin O`Neill Sees red as Celtic lose 3-2 to Juventus due to late penalty[more]
World News
US Forces Middle East Ceasefire[more]
Aid Agencies Claim 5m ordinary Afghans face starvation after international boycott[more]
Terrorist Osama bin Laden Rides off to secret hideaway after bidding farewell to followers[more]
FBI Claim several more hijacks were almost underway[more]
Particle physicist Dr Benjamin Allanach Warns that the universe could be `turned inside out` by `black wave`[more]
Advertisers Threaten media sector by pulling campaigns[more]
Canadian student Neil Marshall Revealed to be responsible for Nostradamus New York `predictions`[more]
Sport
Beckham Grabs Last Gasp Winner As United Struggle In Europe[more]
Andre Agassi Knocked out of Shanghai Open in the first round by unseeded Georgian Irakli Labadze[more]
Entertainment
Artist Marc Quinn To unveil groundbreaking DNA portrait of genetic scientist Sir John Sulston[more]
Caroline Aherne To write and direct Australian `Royle Family` style sitcom[more]
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