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UK News
700,000 A-Level Papers Could Be Re-Marked[more]
Rentokil Helped breed rare seabird by exterminating thousands of rats[more]
Avon Longitudinal Study of Parents and Children (ALSPAC) Says today`s children eat 25 times more sweets than in 1950[more]
Computer programmer Mohammed Abdullah Azam Charged under Terrorism Act for allegedly gathering data for Islamic attack[more]
Liberal Democrat leader Charles Kennedy Says war is opportunity for Lib Dems to prove they are formidable opposition[more]
The AA Says it is phasing out roadside telephones [more]
Harvey Nichols Says ambitious jewel thief hid in ceiling cavity for 12 hours[more]
World News
Vichy War Criminal Let Out Of Prison Early[more]
George W Bush Asks Congress for authority to attack Iraq[more]
Neurologist Dr Olaf Blanke Unravels mystery of "out-of-body experiences"[more]
Sport
Forlan On The Scoresheet At Last[more]
Newcastle United Lose 2-0 to Dynamo Kiev[more]
Rangers Announce resignation of manager Dick Advocaat[more]
England cricket team Beat Zimbabwe by 108 runs in ICC Champions Trophy[more]
Entertainment
Kate Winslet Attends premiere of The Road To Perdition[more]
Michael Barrymore Is "finished" in showbiz, says BBC1 controller[more]
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