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UK News
Railtrack Boss Resignation Rejected[more]
First Minister Donald Dewar Remembered by Prince Charles and Tony Blair at funeral service[more]
Marks & Spencer Overcharge on clothes for large ladies says BBC Watchdog[more]
British Telecom To offer unmetered local calls for flat rate charge[more]
Former beauty queen Carolyn Pick Found guilty of blackmailing unnamed football star[more]
Police officer Samantha Hall Lied about car crash to cover up gay love life, court is told[more]
Freeserve Share price falls 11.5 per cent to 160p[more]
Meatloaf the cat Survives fall from roof of Transit van at 60mph[more]
British Construction Industry Awards `Major Projects` prize to Millennium Dome[more]
One in five Cambridge students Have a parent who went to an Oxbridge university, reveals student newspaper[more]
World News
Israelis Arrest Lynch Mob Suspects[more]
IBM Loses a fifth of its value in Dow Jones slump[more]
The Queen Is served goat with chestmuts at prime minister`s luncheon[more]
Al Gore Has the edge after third and final TV debate[more]
100 dead In street violence[more]
Sport
Manchester United Top League Group[more]
The Premier League Announce launch of satellite TV channel as NTL deal collapses[more]
Leeds United Draw 0-0 with Besiktas[more]
Manchester City Sign Everton "wonderkid" Richard Dunn[more]
Entertainment
Ewan McGregor To play Billy Fury in movie biopic[more]
Liz Hurley Says she`s sorry in strike-breaking row[more]
Nicole Kidman Shocks audiences in test screening of new bondage movie[more]
Actress Greta Scacchi Blames theatre flop on culture of "Americanisation"[more]
Horizon: Conjoined Twins[more]
The Queen by Andrew Morton[more]
Clarkson[more]

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