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UK News
Royal Welcome For `Invisible Bush`[more]
Sports minister Richard Caborn Furious at being dragged away from Rugby World Cup for Commons vote[more]
Sociologist Michael Hulme Claims women are the "new superbeasts" of the workplace[more]
Prince Charles Enjoys increase in popularity despite recent scandal, according to latest poll[more]
Electrical engineer Roger Bugg Sues council for crushing his car without asking[more]
Friends Reunited Storms into the record books as website reaches ten million members[more]
World News
Police Swoop On Jacko`s Ranch[more]
Students Charles Ng, Peter Tran and Tommy Le Become first people convicted over internet file-swapping[more]
US venture capitalists Hicks Muse Acquire Britain`s favourite breakfast cereal to go with Typhoo and Branston[more]
Sport
Leeds Player Charged With Rape[more]
England rugby union captain Martin Johnson Slams Aussie taunts of "boring England"[more]
Robbie Keane Scores twice to give Ireland 3-0 victory over Canada[more]
England captain Michael Vaughan Captains tourists to second-worst ever one-day defeat[more]
Entertainment
Liza Minnelli Counter-sues husband David Gest for £2million[more]
Mickey Mouse Gets a birthday makeover after becoming "irrelevant" to kids[more]
U2 Top list of "1001 greatest songs of all time"[more]
Match of the Day Live - Wales v Russia[more]
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