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UK News
Fiendishly Old-Fashioned Charles[more]
Micro-brewery Meantime Launches beer made from coffee[more]
Countryside Alliance Plots legal challenge as government drives through hunt ban[more]
The Prison Service Missed 14 opportunities to save Asian prisoner from racist, inquiry is told[more]
Lynne Truss Is writing a book about etiquette, say publishers[more]
Royal Mail Announces profits of £1million a day[more]
Mediawatch UK Accuses TV chiefs of cynicism[more]
President Jacques Chirac Attends special performance of Les Miserables with the Queen[more]
World News
Afghanistan Becoming a Narco-State[more]
Bill Gates Gets four million emails a day, says Microsoft chief exec[more]
Bill Clinton Joined by George Bush, George W Bush and Jimmy Carter at library opening[more]
Ariel Sharon Apologises after Israeli tank crew kills three Egyptian policemen[more]
Sport
FIFA Calls End To Scourge of Racism[more]
Greek sprinters Kostas Kenteris and Katerina Thanou Charged with missing drugs test and faking motorcycle crash[more]
Tim Henman Beats Guillermo Coria 6-2, 6-2 in Masters Cup[more]
Entertainment
Muse Named Best Alternative Act at MTV Europe Awards[more]
Singer Brian Harvey May drop out of I`m A Celebrity... after death of grandmother[more]
Ricky Gervais Says philosophy graduate is "funniest person I know"[more]
Children in Need[more]
Max and Paddy`s Road to Nowhere[more]
Billy Connolly`s World Tour of New Zealand[more]
Band Aid: the Record That Rocked the World[more]
Moulin Rouge![more]
I`m a Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here![more]

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