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UK News
Former Minister Arrested, `Drugs` Found [more]
Iain Duncan Smith Accused of lying on his CV[more]
Tony Blair Says risk of terror attack is "real and serious" as seven are arrested[more]
Celtic footballers Johan Mjallby, Joos Valgaeren and Bobby Petta Arrested after fracas outside nightclub[more]
Two year-old manslaughter victim Ainlee Labonte Died because social workers were afraid of her parents, says independent report[more]
Professor of medical biology Mark Chaplain Devises mathematical formula for wrapping presents[more]
World News
Iraq Dossier A Pack Of Lies?[more]
Architect Norman Foster Submits design for new "twin towers"[more]
Surgeon Aris Zonita Pioneers "out of body" cancer treatment[more]
Nestlé Demands $6million payment from starving nation[more]
Sport
Late Murphy Goal Books Liverpool`s Date With Blades[more]
The Football League Appoints Sir Brian Mawhinney as chairman[more]
Entertainment
Have You Remembered What Not to Wear?[more]
Horror On The Home Front[more]
Real Life: Addicted To Love[more]
Charlotte Church Tells Canadian audience "I love being in America"[more]
Paul McCartney Tells Yoko Ono not to get her knickers in a twist[more]
Former Miss World Aishwarya Rai To play Elizabeth Bennett in Bollywood production of Pride & Prejudice[more]
London`s Burning star James Hazeldine Dies, aged 55[more]

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