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UK News
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Estate agents Lambert Smith Hampton Blame The Office for local property slump[more]
Liberal Democrat leader Charles Kennedy Hints at election pact with Labour[more]
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Friends of the Earth Says government commitment to recycling is a "disgrace"[more]
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East Sussex council Introduces new double yellow lines 25 inches long[more]
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Al Pacino Wins Best Actor Emmy award for Angels in America[more]
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