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The Retained Firefighters Union (RFU) Says its members have been intimidated and equipment sabotaged by strikers[more]
Vengeful student Philip Nourse Jailed for posting sex pictures of cheating girlfriend on Friends Reunited website[more]
Body Worlds creator Prof Gunther von Hagens Will defy police ban to go ahead with public autopsy[more]
Special Branch police Accused of using pirated software[more]
World News
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Sport
Giles Crocked By England Team Mate[more]
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Entertainment
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Robbie Williams Needs to sell 18 million albums to break even, says EMI[more]
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