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UK News
Blair Offers Campaign Role to Defector Woodward[more]
Actor Desmond Llewelyn Dies in car crash, aged 85[more]
Lord Jeffrey Archer Had an affair with actress Sally Farmiloe, claims The Star[more]
John Savident, aka Coronation Street`s Fred Elliott Will lead millennium celebrations dressed as Henry VIII in hour-long TV special[more]
Chris Evans Gives £100,000 to disappointed loser in £1 million radio quiz[more]
`Explosives nut` Dave Broddle Commits suicide after confessing to letter bomb murder of Stephen Hoggarth[more]
Oxo Dumps the Family in saucy new `real life` commercials[more]
The BBC Waits for decision on licence fee increase[more]
Nick Leeson Grabs the limelight at British Comedy Awards[more]
Top Ten Singles charts, w/c 20-12-99 [more]
Welcome to Sarajevo[more]
Dark Ages[more]
Gardener of the Year Final[more]
Equinox Alien Special[more]
Grafters[more]
The American Civil War[more]
World News
5,000 Dead In Venezuela Flooding[more]
President Vladimir Putin Expected to win general election [more]
Prime Minister Massimo D`Alema May retract his resignation[more]
Discovery space shuttle Blasts off on mission to repair Hubble space telescope[more]
Sport
Leeds United Top The Premiership[more]
Ronnie O`Sullivan Beats Stephen Lee in China Open[more]
Scotland international Don Hutchinson Threatens to leave Everton[more]
England batsman Michael Vaughan Gets all clear over finger injury[more]
Manchester United Score 4 against West Ham away[more]
Millionaire Tony O`Reilly Offers £600 million to `save` British rugby union[more]

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