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UK News
Danielle`s Killer Grilled About Missing Body[more]
British Medical Journal Publishes study of Playboy centrefolds[more]
Open University Delivers Beagle 2 Mars landing craft to European Space Agency[more]
Advocates for Animals To airlift doomed hedgehogs[more]
Lord Chief Justice, Lord Woolf Says burglars should not be sent to prison[more]
Royal Mail Appoint ex-FA chief as £1million-a-year chief exec[more]
Health expert Professor Douglas Carroll Says watching penalty shoot-outs could cause heart attacks[more]
Environment minister Michael Meacher Says there will be no white christmases by the end of the century[more]
Transport Secretary Alistair Darling Announces plan to put armed guards on planes[more]
World News
January 27th: New Gulf War Begins[more]
The Foreign Office Closes British embassy after "specific" terror threat[more]
Historian Mark Nelson Says there is no evidence to support legendary "curse of Tutankhamen`s tomb"[more]
Sport
Zimbabwe To Host Cricket World Cup[more]
The FA Discuss Wembley ground-sharing plan with Arsenal and Spurs[more]
Entertainment
The Story of Only Fools and Horses[more]
Dalziel and Pascoe Special[more]
Fight Club[more]
Sir Jimmy Young Retires from BBC[more]
Catherine Zeta Jones Tipped for Oscar glory as Chicago earns eight Golden Globe nominations[more]
Pete Waterman Should kill himself live on TV, says fellow Popstars judge[more]

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