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UK News
Britain`s Shame[more]
P&O Left with £20million compensation bill as grounded Aurora cruise is cancelled[more]
Home Office minister Hazel Blears Says pubs will not have to pay for extra police to control binge drinkers[more]
Michael Howard Promises £4billion package of tax cuts[more]
Iranian fraudster Barian Baluchi Pretended to be a doctor for five years, court is told[more]
Convicted killer Michael Stone Loses appeal against hammer murders conviction[more]
Chief Inspector of Schools David Bell Says Islamic schools are threat to Britain`s sense of national identity[more]
Home secretary Charles Clarke Announces trial of "coming of age day" for 18 year-olds[more]
Yorkshire Ripper Peter Sutcliffe Permitted to leave Broadmoor to visit father`s ashes[more]
Tesco To open non-food stores[more]
World News
Bush Takes Freedom Worldwide[more]
World`s oldest mum Adriana Iliescu Gives birth to baby girl at age 66[more]
Condoleezza Rice Approved for appointment as US secretary of state[more]
84 year-old `schoolboy` Kimani Maruge Is a disruptive influence, parents complain[more]
Murderer Donald Beardslee Executed by lethal injection[more]
NMT Medical To fund UK trial of surgical procedure that can "cure" migraines[more]
Airbus Unveils world`s largest passenger plane[more]
Social Affairs Ministry Says latest tsunami death toll is up 50,000 to 166,320[more]
Sport
Shut It, You Two![more]
England cricket team Beat South Africa by 77 runs in fourth Test[more]
British tennis hopeful Elena Baltacha Reaches third round of the Australian Open[more]
Liverpool Knocked out of FA Cup by Burnley[more]
David Beckham Gets another new hair style[more]
Chelsea coach Jose Mourinho Says Premiership title is in the bag[more]
Ken Bates Becomes new chairman of Leeds United[more]
Entertainment
29 Minutes of Fame[more]
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Celebrity Big Brother - The Live Final[more]
Tribe[more]
Auschwitz: The Nazis and The "Final Solution"[more]
The Rotters` Club[more]
Fahrenheit 9/11[more]
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Former Radio 1 DJ Lisa I`Anson Smuggled out of Big Brother house in secret eviction[more]
Chancer star Clive Owen Wins Golden Globe award for movie adaptation of West End hit Closer[more]
Glastonbury Festival organiser Michael Eavis Announces year-off for Festival in 2006[more]
Actress Laura Michelle Kelly Nominated for Best Actress in Laurence Olivier Awards[more]

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