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UK News
The Sun Backs Labour[more]
Suspected killer Mark Hobson Planned to wipe out girlfriend`s entire family, say police[more]
Triple child killer Robert Black Arrested on suspicion of murder of newspaper girl Genette Tate[more]
National Association of Teachers of English Recommends scrapping English literature A-level[more]
Monsoon Sues Primark for £200,000 for copying clothes designs[more]
Suspected killer Alexander Lawton Found dying from gunshot wound on moorland road[more]
Chef Heston Blumenthal Wins Best Restaurant in the World award[more]
McDonald`s To close restaurants during G8 summit[more]
BBC journalist Frank Gardner Returns to work 10 months after being shot by al-Qaeda terrorists in Saudi Arabia[more]
24 year-old rape victim Samantha Langland Was raped by her father and robbed by her mother, court hears[more]
Westminster City Council Auctions abandoned cars on eBay[more]
North Middlesex University Hospital NHS Trust Apologises after elderly woman is locked in toilet for two days[more]
Lobster Liberation Front (LLF) Has been slashing nets in campaign against fishermen[more]
Adolf Hitler Earmarked sleepy Shropshire town for his British HQ, papers reveal[more]
World News
The Hitler Youth Pope[more]
Special Weapons and Tactics (SWAT) Recruits capuchin monkey for reconnaissance missions[more]
Sir David and Sir Frederick Barclay Sue The Times for libel[more]
Silvio Berlusconi Resigns to form new government[more]
Centres for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) Says overweight people live longer[more]
Israeli forces Begin preparations for summer evacuation[more]
Former Kurdish guerrilla leader Jalal Talabani Says bodies of 50 Shia hostages were dragged from river Tigris[more]
Sport
Wenger Salutes Worthy Champions[more]
British Olympic 10,000 metres runner Paula Radcliffe Wins women`s London Marathon[more]
Arsenal Beat Blackburn Rovers 3-0 in FA Cup semi-final[more]
Southampton Face relegation after losing 2-3 to Aston Villa[more]
Entertainment
Top Ten Singles charts, w/c 21-04-05 [more]
Desperate Housewives[more]
Hustle[more]
Genghis Khan[more]
Raiders of the Lost Ark[more]
Gosford Park[more]
Derren Brown: Trick of the Mind[more]
Ray Mears`s Bushcraft[more]
Victoria Beckham Wears transparent skirt on shopping trip[more]
Rock star Pete Doherty To marry Kate Moss[more]
Sir Ian McKellen To star in Da Vinci Code movie[more]
Martin Freeman Attends world premiere of The Hitchhiker`s Guide to the Galaxy[more]
Ewan McGregor To attend Star Wars world premiere at Film Festival[more]
David Tennant Wins role of Dr Who[more]

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