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UK News
David Shayler Returns To Face Charges[more]
PM`s son Euan Blair Caused drunken disturbance in holiday resort, admits Downing Street[more]
Home Secretary David Blunkett Considers single-sex classes as solution to disappointing exam results[more]
Foreign Secretary Jack Straw Could face "aiding and abetting" charge over speeding incident[more]
Big Brother housemate Claire Secrets of boob job and drug-smuggling uncle revealed[more]
Big Brother housemate Nick Says he is a broken man[more]
JK Rowling Is named as Britain`s highest-paid woman[more]
DVLA Says one in five new cars are being imported from abroad[more]
Nick Hornby Will abandon laddish image in new novel[more]
Channel 5 boss Adam Perry Says hardcore pornography should be allowed on television[more]
Prince Charles To pay tribute to murdered black teenager Stephen Lawrence[more]
Radiohead Commit "commercial suicide" with experimental new album `Kid A`[more]
Artist Mike Kelley Exhibits children`s toys made from excrement in controversial new art exhibit Apocalypse[more]
Quest of the Carib Canoe[more]
You Only Live Once[more]
Gravity Games[more]
Top Ten Singles charts, w/c 21-08-00 [more]
World News
Divers Reach Russian Sub Escape Hatch[more]
Policemen John Yore and Adrian Prangnell Were tortured by Yugoslav military[more]
Al Gore Overtakes George W Bush for the first time in presidential polls[more]
Sport
Manchester United In Fine Form At Old Trafford Debut[more]
Tiger Woods Wins 82nd USPGA Championship[more]
Prince Naseem Hamed Makes hard work of bout against underdog Augie Sanchez[more]
Tim Henman Loses 7-5, 6-4 to Marat Safin in semi-final of RCA Championships[more]

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