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UK News
Squeezed Lemon Says Sorry[more]
Michael Martin Publishes details of MPs` expenses[more]
Teacher Robert Symons Stabbed to death on his doorstep by burglar[more]
Trabant collector Graham Goodall May have to scrap unique collection of cars[more]
Daily Mail columnist Lynda Lee-Potter Dies, aged 69[more]
Public health minister Melanie Johnson Says midwives will ask mothers-to-be if they are being abused by their partner[more]
World News
Black Watch Home by Christmas[more]
Human Rights Watch Says bullying in army drives hundreds to suicide[more]
Food supply company Ng Fung Hong Buys pair of prize-winning crabs for £14,000 at charity auction[more]
Deputy director of the State Administration of Work Safety, Sun Huashan Says at least 56 are dead and 100 missing in mine disaster[more]
Procter & Gamble To manufacture patch that rekindles menopausal women`s sex drive[more]
Sport
Don`t Blame Jens[more]
Jenson Button Ordered to stay with BAR-Honda team in 2005[more]
Paul Gascoigne Says he wants to be known as G8[more]
Tim Henman Beats Albert Costa 6-4, 6-2 in Masters Series[more]
Entertainment
Larry Hagman Stars in Dallas reunion special Return to Southfork[more]
Mike Leigh Opens London Film Festival with controversial film Vera Drake[more]
HORIZON[more]
BEYOND RIVER COTTAGE[more]
THE PERFECT STORM[more]
JAGGED EDGE[more]

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