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UK News
Labour Split Over Fox Hunting[more]
Conservative MP Liam Fox Forced to apologise for offensive party joke[more]
45 Kurdish demonstrators "Eye-jack" the millennium wheel in protest[more]
The Queen Is turning cockney, says linguist[more]
GP Clifford Ayling Is "a dirty doctor" says judge[more]
Camelot Announce high-tech lottery deal with Freeserve[more]
Chief of Defence Staff Sir Charles Guthrie Says disabled people cannot join the army in non-combat roles[more]
World News
Orchid-Hunters` Kidnap Ordeal Ends[more]
NATO Holds peace talks with Serbian leader to halt rebel violence[more]
George W Bush Resigns his post as state governor in preparation for White House[more]
Shimon Peres Announces Knesset leadership challenge[more]
Saddam Hussein Could use Playstation 2 consoles to control weapons[more]
Sport
Spurs Sold to media acquisitions company ENIC[more]
The FA Issue Lazio with six-week deadline for Sven Goran Eriksson[more]
Leeds Sign Keane On £12m Promise[more]
Entertainment
Madonna Christens baby Rocco[more]
Zoe Ball Appears in public with baby Woody for first time[more]
Pop stars Ritchie Neville and Jason Brown Arrested after pub brawl[more]
Platforms at Christmas[more]
Film 2000: Movies of The Year[more]
Close and True[more]

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