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UK News
Road safety campaigner Brigitte Chaudhry Blames lack of supervision as 13 year-old becomes UK`s youngest drink-driver[more]
Newlyweds Jeanette Hodgson and Michael Gregory Killed in helicopter crash hours after Christmas wedding[more]
Chief Superintendent Charles Griggs Praises bravery of unarmed PC shot in both legs[more]
Rebels Slam ID Card Plans[more]
World News
President Viktor Yushchenko Accuses PM Viktor Yanukovych on live television of "stealing my election"[more]
Christmas tree salesman Mele Kalikimaka Turner Accused of ripping off customers as Hawaiians clamour to beat shortage[more]
eBay subsidiary Baazee.com Provokes government fury as teenager`s oral sex video goes on sale[more]
Health researcher Brian Berman Proves that acupuncture really does work[more]
Charity Forced Into "Worst Decision Ever"[more]
Sport
Middlesex cricketer Andrew Strauss Hits 94 to seal England`s record-breaking win over South Africa[more]
Liverpool Confident of signing Real Madrid`s Fernando Morientes after initial snub[more]
Malaysian footballer Hesmawi Hassan Faces the sack after jilting his wife with a text message[more]
Ronaldinho Scoops World Prize[more]
Entertainment
JK Rowling Reveals she has finished writing Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince[more]
Birmingham Stage Company chief Neal Foster Says decision to cancel Sikh play was "cowardly"[more]
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DIANA`S WILL[more]
THE HEIST[more]
TEACHERS CHRISTMAS SPECIAL[more]
Peter Kay Sparks craze for Pakistan cricket shirts[more]

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