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UK News
Carr Runs Gauntlet Of Hate[more]
Teachers` union boss David Hart Says "anti-learning laddish culture" is responsible for GCSE gender gap[more]
Winston Churchill Tipped to top poll of 100 Greatest Britons[more]
Amnesia victim Jezebel Blythe Returns to Britain hoping someone will recognise her[more]
Airport officials Say one man is injured after armed robbery[more]
World News
Bush: I Will Not Be Drawn Into War `Frenzy`[more]
The World Bank Sounds "global alarm bell" for leaders before World Summit[more]
Muslim extremist group Abu Sayyaf Dumps heads of two Christian hostages in marketplace[more]
Ageing playboy Rolf Eden Offers £160,000 to "final lover"[more]
Psychologist Dr William Brown Says jealous people have lopsided faces and odd feet[more]
Sport
Death Threat Forces Lennon Out[more]
Scotland manager Bertie Vogts Says it was "men against boys" as Scotland lose 0-1 to Denmark[more]
David Beckham Signs £2m deal for new autobiography[more]
Republic of Ireland football team Cruise to 3-0 victory over Finland[more]
Entertainment
Rock band Queens Of The Stone Age Embarrassed by confusion as 37 deaf people turn up for concert[more]
Royle Family star Ricky Tomlinson Branded a "political thug" by MI5[more]
Perrier comedy award judges Slammed for "chauvinistic" all-male shortlist[more]
Bargain Hunt[more]
Obsessions - Seeking Perfection[more]
Peter Kay`s Phoenix Nights[more]

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