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UK News
Lib Dem Leader "Not a Drunk"[more]
Former transport secretary Stephen Byers Tipped to replace Geoff Hoon[more]
Central Trains To broadcast TV news headlines in carriages[more]
Chartered Institute of Environmental Health Says sunbeds should be banned from council leisure centres[more]
British Airways Begins selling final batch of Concorde tickets[more]
World News
Barman May Be Serial Killer[more]
George W Bush To meet Gerhard Schröder[more]
Guantanamo Bay imam Capt Yousef Yee Arrested on suspicion of collaborating with prisoners[more]
Lulu the kangaroo Saves life of injured farmer[more]
Finance minister Kamil Mubdir al-Gailani Announces proposals for sell-off of Iraqi businesses[more]
Sport
Hoddle Finished In Football[more]
Arsenal Face disciplinary action as 0-0 draw ends with ruck on pitch[more]
Leicester Tigers Draw 19-19 with Saracens[more]
Rangers Beat Hearts 0-4[more]
British Olympic 10,000 metres runner Paula Radcliffe Sets world half-marathon record[more]
Entertainment
Madonna Had "miracle facelift" treatments[more]
MTV To show cartoon show that "makes South Park look like The Tweenies"[more]
David Beckham and `Posh Spice` Deny marriage rift rumours[more]
Dame Maggie Smith Wins Emmy Award[more]
People`s Literature Publishing House Rushes out official translation of fifth Harry Potter book[more]
Top Ten Singles charts, w/c 22-09-03 [more]
The Usual Suspects[more]
The Kumars at No 42[more]
Breaking the Silence: a Special Report by John Pilger[more]
The Royal Television Society: Huw Wheldon Lecture[more]

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