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Institute for Fiscal Studies Says chancellor`s spending plans have "£5.2billion hole"[more]
The Met Office Says more is to come after floods strike[more]
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Alder Hey Hospital researcher Dr Paul Baines Says greater awareness has cut meningitis death rate to nine percent[more]
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Mayor Anthony Williams Says postal worker is "gravely ill" with anthrax[more]
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Des O`Connor Makes musical comeback with album A Tribute To The Crooners[more]
Paul McCartney Leads megastars in fund-raiser for victims of World Trade Center disaster[more]
Aardman Animations Shelve follow-up to hit movie Chicken Run[more]
Michael Jackson Pioneers new anti-piracy CD technology[more]

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