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UK News
Prince Harry Attacks Photographer[more]
Home Secretary David Blunkett Promises to take action as violent crime figures rise again[more]
Disabled nine-month-old Luke Winston-Jones Has a right to be resuscitated by doctors, says mother`s lawyer[more]
Tony Blair Accused of cashing in on status as MPs` expenses claims are published[more]
Sex killer Michael Robinson Tracked down by DNA evidence after fracas with neighbour[more]
Boots Considers selling sex toys[more]
World News
Black Watch Join US Cordon[more]
Fidel Castro Breaks his arm and knee in fall[more]
Staff Sergeant Ivan `Chip` Frederick Sentenced to eight years for Abu Ghraib prisoner abuse[more]
News agency Anatolia Says Turkish women think men are right to beat them[more]
Women`s health researcher Dr Rahi Victory Says taking the Pill reduces risk of heart disease, stroke and breast cancer[more]
Sport
Wilkinson Misses Autumn Internationals[more]
Middlesbrough FC Beat Aigaleo 0-1 in UEFA Cup Group E[more]
David Beckham Escapes censure over deliberate foul admission[more]
Tim Henman Loses 6-4, 4-6, 6-2 to Ivan Ljubicic in third round of Masters[more]
Entertainment
Robert Deniro Tops poll of best movie one-liners[more]
DJ Mike Read Pulls the plug on Oscar Wilde musical after a single performance[more]
Noel Gallagher To end feud with Blur`s Damon Albarn for Band Aid III[more]
Colin Farrell Says taking heroin was "pretty nice"[more]
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Foyle`s War[more]
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Himalaya with Michael Palin[more]

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